So events of my week just starting sucking reallly bad starting wednesday. After that, it’s just been hell. I don’t know how I’m making it through it, I really don’t. I hope my grandmother gets better soon, I don’t want her to pass :( I’ve grown up in her house and I would really miss her.
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I didn’t throw 9 months down the drain. I just don’t don’t what to do, I don’t want to lose you as a friend. You are one of my best friends. It hurts, it really does. I get it, though, I guess. Now you don’t have to worry about me anymore. Go do whatever the fuck you want.
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Me & My Dad telling My Step Mom I'm Gay
- Step Mom: Our Server was checking you out, Haley.
- Me: Uh, that's nice.
- Step Mom: What, you don't think he's cute?
- Dad: She's Gay Tammy.
- (Awkward Silence)
- Step-Mom: Well whats so good about eating Pussy?
- Me: Excu-
- Dad: Tammy, my daughter is gay. She eats Pussy; Yes, but it's not just about eating Pussy. She loves the Pussy, she admires the Pussy, she tends to the Pussy, she moves inside the Pussy . . . She is one with the Pussy, because, my daughter is Gay . . . She loves the Pussy.
- (Longest Awkward Silence Ever)
- Me: You said Pussy like 5 times . . .
- Dad: 8 times Hunny, now finish your Burger.
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I text back embarrassingly fast
or six hours later
there is no in between
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people I call "dude."
- male friends: dude
- female friends: dude
- cis friends: dude
- queer friends: dude
- trans* friends: dude
- my parents: dude
- my boss: dude
- the president: mr. dude
- the queen: your dudeness
- the pope: holy dude
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